Teacher: – What do we get from sheep?

Pupil: – Wool.

Teacher: – And what do we make from wool?

Pupil: – I don’t know.

Teacher: – Well, what is your coat made of?

Pupil: – My coat was made from father’s old coat.

***

A teacher asked her class to write

World has got animals

They are lion, tortoise,

Frog, birds and bear,

Wolf, snake and deer.

They live in the mountains,

Desert, water and forests

Monkey eats bananas,

Deer eats grasses.

Farzona BEKMATOVA,

the pupil of school №

Give me wood and I will live,

Give me water and I will die.

What am I?

What begins with “P” and ends with “E” and has 1000 letters?

Prepared by

Muhammadsodiq DONAYEV,

the student of 4th course

Uzbek State World Language

Singular or popular?

Teacher: – Is trousers singular or plural, John?

Pupil: – Singular at the top and plural at the bottom.

At an examination

At a college examination a professor asked:

– Is the question too difficult for you?

– Not at all, sir,

story

Jackie’s father didn’t allow him to stay in the playground after school hours. His father said he must come straight home. But one day Jackie forgot about it and came home very late, very dirty and very tired.

– Look here, – said his father angrily, – didn’t you promise me that you wouldn’t stay out and play games?

– Yes, father, – was the

• Speech is silver, silence is golden.

• Never put off till tomorrow what may be done today.

• Live and learn.

• A friend in need is a friend indeed.

• Two heads are better than one.

• First think, then speak.

What has four legs but cannot walk?

Big mouth, small tongue.

If you pull its tail, it will jump and cry.

What is it?

Prepared by Sh. KARIMOVA

On December 22, we have the shortest day and the longest night of the year. On that day winter begins.

On March 21, when the day is as long as the night, spring begins.

On June 22 we have the longest day and the shortest night of the year and summer begins.

On September 23, the day is as long as night. On that day autumn begins.

What can you see with your eyes shut?

(A dream)

My father’s son is not my brother. Who is he?

(It is me)

I have three eyes, all in a row.

When the red one opens, all freeze.

(traffic light)

A little boy was in the garden and he saw a snake for the first time. He ran to his mother and said:

– Come quick, mummy. There is a tail without a body in the garden.

Prepared by Sh. KARIMOVA

A cruel Lion lived in the forest. He killed and ate a lot of animals every day. The other animals were afraid of Lion would kill them all.

The animals told the Lion, “Let’s make a deal. If you promise to eat only one animal every day, then you don’t have to hunt and kill us.”

The plan sounded well thought out to the Lion so he agreed but he also said, – “If you don’t come

Once upon a time, a man and his wife had the good fortune to have a goose which laid a golden egg every day. Lucky though they were, they soon began to think they were not getting rich fast enough.

They imagined that if the bird is able to lay golden eggs, its insides must be made of gold. And they thought that if they could get all that precious metal at once, they would get mighty

Mother! Your name is a patroness in souls,

You are here, so I have no another dream.

You are my dearest, priceless and flawless,

Unique in the world, and so in this stream.

Shining like the sun in the sky,

Being always here, as a night butterfly.

Sorrow and darkness, can’t cover my inside,

Because you are here, and time stops to

This is the season

When fruits are sweet.

This is the season

When school-friends meet.

I’m big. I’m grey,

My nose is long.

My tail is short.

I’m an...

I’m little, I’m grey,

My nose is short.

My tail is long.

I am a...

Aziza

Dilnavoz Najimova chinakam adabiyot muxlisi. 4-sinfdan boshlab she’r, xabarlari bilan “Gulxan” jurnaliga qatnashib keladi. Mehnatkash, izlanuvchan, yosh ijodkorlardan biri. O‘z ustida ishlashdan to‘xtamaydi. Shu sababli she’rdan she’rga mahorati oshib bordi. U bugunning bilimdon yoshlari safida, desak xato bo‘lmaydi. Ingliz, rus tillarini chuqur o‘rgandi. Bu yil

***

Girls like it

It is not ball.

It has a long hairs

Oh, it is...

***

I like very much bread,

I have little house.

Cat doesn’t like me

I am grey...

***

It has long tail,

It like not hunter’s dogs.

It is very sly,

Of course, it is

Welcome, winter!

Your late dawns

And chilled breath

Make me lazy,

But I love you

Nonetheless!

Terry Guillemets

***

The book is wealth. But not be bought, be read is wealth. (Asqad Muxtor)

***

Talking with polite people is better than odour of

Aziz o‘quvchilar!

Tanlov shartlariga ko‘ra sizlardan ushbu hikoyaning o‘zbek tilidagi to‘g‘ri tarjimasini kutib qolamiz!

A cruel lion lived in the forest. He killed and ate a lot of animals every day.

The other animals were afraid – the lion would kill them all. The animals

Edna St. Vincent Millay (1892–1950) was an American poetess and playwright. Her first book “Renascence and other poem” was published in 1917. She was noted for both her dramatic works, including “Aria da capo”, “The Lamp and Bell” and for such lyric verses as “Renascence” and the poems found in the collections “Second April”, “The Ballad of the Harp-Weaver”. She became the winner of

Temur was defeated in the initial battle for Samarkand and retreated to a mountain. Old woman named Darxan lived there. Soldiers wanted to sleep here because of being tired. The old woman greeted them with a good mood. In habit, she should show hospitality them. She was poor. So she cooked only Atala. She put it on the table. Temur had eaten nothing for a long time. So he gobbled it up in a

Hello, my dear friends! We received a lot of letters that you sent for the competition of “Young translator”. Abdullayeva Nilufar, Kurbanaliyeva Dinora from Fergana region, Murodova Munisa, Sa’dullayev Dilshod from Bukhara region, Yuldasheva E’zoza from Kashkadarya region, Mirzakarimov Islombek, Khudayberganova Durdona from Tashkent region sent letters. Dear children, our competition is

Kindness

There were a lot of animals. They were horses, donkey, cow, goat, ship. Animals were clever, kind, friendly and honest. One day they were very hungry. Then they were going to the garden and went together because they did not have anything to eat. There were a lot of grasses in the garden. While they were eating

Punishment

Otabek’s mother gave money to him and said:

– Bring bread from a shop.

Otabek went to street immediately, but he saw an ice cream shop. Then he queued at the end of a waiting line and said to himself. “I will buy ice cream. I may lie to my mother once”.

Otabek ate ice cream, but he thought

One of the days holiday was held in the house of Bear. All off the animals were invited to this party. There was a Fox among animals too. There was a rule that it would not be let eat anything before noon. Holiday began in the morning. The party was enjoyable. Fox was hungry, but it could not eat anything because there were not meals on the tables. Bear’s kitchen was locked. Fox could not

Hello, my friends? Have not you tired of summer holiday? It is time to go to the school. Don’t you forget school rules? There are many rules in our school:

– We must wear uniform in our school.

– We must not run in our school.

– We must go to the school on time without being late.

– We must not chew a gym.

Sa’dullaev

By evalcon stein

Little ears as soft as silk,

Little teeth as white as milk,

Little noses cool and pink,

Little eyes that blink and blink,

Little bodies round and fat,

Little hearts that pit-a-pat,

Surely prettier puppies never

Were before nor can be ever.

Prepared by:

There was a little, but always cranky girl. Everything was bad for her. It wasn’t enough toys, the gifts that she was getting were wrong. She wished to meet an enchantress came to the little girl and said that she will fulfill one of her wishes. The girl became very happy at first, but then she thought: she had a lot of wishes and all of them were important for her. The girl thought for a

By Lenore Hetrick

“Good morning!” said the busy bee.

I bowed to him and he bowed to me.

“I’d like to shake your hand!” said he –

But before he could I turned to flee!

I was rude perhaps, but won’t you agree

It would have been sad to shake hands with

Roger McGough is an English poet, performance poet, broadcaster, children’s author and playwright. He presents the BBC Radio 4 programme Poetre Please, as well as performing his own poetry. McGough was one of leading members of the Liverpool poets, a group of young poets influenced by Beat poetre and popular music and culture of 1960s Liverpool. He is an honorary fellow of

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote on the sand “Today my best friend slapped me in the face”.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to swim. The one

Question: I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

Answer: A candle.

Question: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower – everything was pink! What color were

“A son and his father were walking on the mountains.

Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: “AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

To his surprise, he hears the voice repeating, somewhere in the mountain: AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Curious, he yells: “Who are you?”

He receives the answer: “Who are you?”

And then he screams to the mountain: “I admire you!”

The

My dear friends!!! Our life looks like echo. We hear what we say. We see what we do. So Let’s do only goodness! Let’s be only in good mood! 365 days complete, 365 new days to go, I am writing a New Year’s resolution, how about you? May you have a wonderful New Year! New love, new do, new purse, new adventures, new you. May the coming year be a great success for you! Happy new

Hello, my dear friends! How are you? As you know, we advertised about the competition that called “Young translator” last year. We have received a lot of letters for a year! We defined our winners! We congratulate all of them and wish good luck! Are you interested in them? Of course, we inform about our winners! My friends, do you want to be such kind of competitions again? What do you want

The story goes that some time ago, a man punished his 3-year-old daughter for wasting a roll of gold wrapping paper. Money was tight and he became infuriated when the child tried to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree. Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift to her father the next morning and said, “This is for you, Daddy”.

The man was embarrassed by his earlier

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to eke out a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog. There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slowand terrifying

There was once a prince who wished to marry a Princess but then she must be a real Princess. He travelled all over the world in hopes of finding such a lady but there was always something wrong. Princesses he found in plenty; but whether they were real Princesses it was impossible for him to decide, for now one thing, now another, seemed to him not quite right about the ladies.

At

Hello, my dear friends! You know, we are born three times in a year, The First is in our birthday, the second is in a New Year and the third is in the first June – Childrenʼs day. Happy Childrenʼs day!

If your hope is strong,

If your dreams are come true,

You can achieve

King Minos was very sick. His condition was getting worse. He had three sons. He loved them all. He had to announce who would become king. Two of the princes stood waiting outside the kingʻs room. Theseus was the oldest and strongest. He thought his father would make him king. Pelias, the second son, thought differently. He was an expert with weapons. He thought, the king would choose him.

Rabindranth Tagore

When storm-clouds rumble in the sky and June showers come down.

The moist east wind comes marching over the heath to blow its bagpipes among the bamboos. Then crowds of flowers come out of a sudden, from nobody knows where, and dance upon the grass in wild glee. Mother, I really think the flowers go to school underground. They

John Cullien

Being a teacher is fun because when youʼre sitting at your desk, kids will act as though thereʼs a sound proof force field around you. The false confidence that they wonʼt be heard leads to entertaining moments, like this exchange in which two Grade 11 boys in a science class were discussing their futures.

“You know what I wanna be

Do you know what I am doing? Nowadays I am reading English books. I try to write some fairy tales in English too and of course I am helping my mother with doing certain house chores. Apart from that, I am going courses on English and Russian. I very wanted to inform you about my teachers and congratulate them on teacherʼs day via my letter. My English language teacherʼs name is Ahtamov Aziz.

You are not only our teacher. You are our friend, philosopher and guide all moldest into person. We will always be grateful for your support!

The way you teach,

The knowledge you share,

The care you take,

The love you shower,

Makes you the worldʼs the best teacher!

Kenn Nesbit

A teacher should have a special place

In every childʼs heart,

Because in this game of life,

They help them get their start.

I just want thank you, (name)

For all thinks youʼve done,

Youʼre a very special teacher,

And to me youʼre number

The synopsis looked good,

The cover looked nice,

You opened the book,

And began a new life.

You found a new home,

You meet some new friends,

You kept on reading,

Hoping it would never end.

You danced through the pages,

You sang out the words

You felt all their joy,

And all their pain and hurt.

The

Steve Jobs

Knowledge can be found everywhere, dreams come true and if you have tenacity, zeal and perseverance, you can reach everything you want.

To begin with, I would like to ask you some ordinary questions:

– Are you optimistic about the future?

– Do you have a satisfying activity as well as studying your

Dear friends! Do you know any fiction book about Babur? “The Story of Babur”by Parvati Sharma is a delightful childrenʼs book on the fascinating childhood of Babur. The book takes us on the wondrous journeys that Babur embarked upon.

Little Babur is a curious child. He is trusting, bright,